PlayMaker Is For Pussies

Real Coders Use C#

Listen up, you coding casuals! If you're still using PlayMaker for My Summer Car mods, you might as well hand in your programmer card right now. Real men, true coders, the elite of the elite use C#. It's time to stop playing around and start coding like your life depends on it!

Why PlayMaker Sucks:

• It's for visual learners (AKA weaklings)
• Limited functionality compared to raw C# power
• Can't optimize for shit
• Makes debugging a nightmare
• You look like a total noob using it

Why C# Rules:

• Full control over every. Single. Line. Of. Code.
• Optimized performance that'll make your Satsuma purr like a kitten
• Debugging capabilities that would make Linus Torvalds weep
• Flexibility to create mods so complex, they'll make quantum physics look simple
• You'll look like a badass typing furiously in your IDE

// This is what real code looks like, you PlayMaker peasants
public class BadassSatsumaTuner : MonoBehaviour
{
    private float _horsePower = 9000f; // It's over 9000!
    
    private void Start()
    {
        Debug.Log("Prepare for the ride of your life!");
        TuneEngine();
    }

    private void TuneEngine()
    {
        if (_horsePower > 9000f)
        {
            Debug.Log("Holy shit, this Satsuma is a beast!");
        }
        else
        {
            Debug.LogError("What are you, a pussy? More power!");
        }
    }
}
    

If that code doesn't make your heart race and your fingers itch to start typing, you're in the wrong game, pal. My Summer Car isn't for the faint of heart, and neither is C# modding!

How to Transition from PlayMaker (for recovering weaklings):

1. Uninstall PlayMaker. Just do it. Now.
2. Download Visual Studio or Rider. Real IDEs for real coders.
3. Start learning C#. It's going to be painful, but pain is weakness leaving the body.
4. Join our hardcore C# modding community at Real Coders Only Forum.
5. Prepare for sleepless nights, countless errors, and the sweet, sweet feeling of triumph when your code finally works.

Stop being a pussy. Embrace the power of C#!

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